Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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