I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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