Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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