if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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