Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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