whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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