I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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