If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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