so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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