so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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