Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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