their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think my tv is drunk
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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