He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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