Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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