so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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