I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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