it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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