I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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