you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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