Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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