I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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