is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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