Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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