this beer tastes like vomit already
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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