did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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