Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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