it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
