She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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