And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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