he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just found puke in my bra..
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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