he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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