Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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