Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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