i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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