it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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