My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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