I wish i was in the wii world.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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