I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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