He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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