Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
