Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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