Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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