Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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