it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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