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(712): View more from Iowa

You should dream of me :)

(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm going to dream of single life.

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(206): View more from Washington

We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake

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(516): View more from New York

I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight

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(210): View more from Texas

He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!

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(805): View more from California

Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me

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(914): View more from New York

sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.

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