just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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