I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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