you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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