I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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