I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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