I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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