sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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