I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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