Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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