found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Everclear isn't food dammit
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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