Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize